Around 11:53 AM my stomach started making gurgling noises. Sounded like a boiling cauldron full of magic potion. Gurgle #1, I’m good. Gurgle #2, I’m still good. Gurgle #3, not so good. #3 had me stuck for a minute. Now if you’ve ever read one of my bathroom blogs, then you know that I carry 2 pair of shoes in the event that I have to go #2 at work. Today, I only had one pair!

As a commuter, I don’t have the luxury of running to the house and coming right back. My drive is usually about an hour and a half.

After gurgle #3, I knew! If you’ve ever had bg’s then you know you only get so many passes before it’s go or blow time. I needed a plan. I still had a few hours before my work day ended, but my work was just about done and my job is pretty flexible. I emailed boss lady and told her I was in pain which was 100% true. I said I’m gonna have to leave early.

I’ve talked about traffic in the Bay Area before, and Fridays are the absolute worst! In my mind I thought, it was before 2 so I should be cool right? I packed up my laptop and rushed out the office. Ran to pay for parking because it’s $15 a day to park and that’s the early bird special, can y’all tell it irritates me? Anyway, paid for parking, got in my truck and I was off. Ha, not. Soon as I hit the freeway the traffic began. See clip below….

I knew it was a matter of time before the pains came back. About 20 minutes into my drive they were back. Y’all I was sitting in the drivers seat playing the mannequin challenge.

NO – SUDDEN – MOVEMENTS

I wasn’t turning back and I knew for sure I wasn’t gonna be using a public toilet for what I had to do. I started sweating, at that point y’all, I starting thinking I wasn’t gonna make it. In my head I whispered, “don’t nobody have to know but me and God”…just in case I don’t make it 🤷🏽‍♀️.

Can somebody scream, ONE MORE CHANCE!

I could see the refinery so I knew I was close to home, and the lanes started to move. G-O-D parted the traffic like the Red Sea. I hit the gas like NASCAR! I pulled in my driveway so fast I almost hit the garage door, but I made it!

Until next time…❤️

Leave a Reply

Instagram

  • Look Of The Week! Owning every curve 🍑! Confidence 💯 all 2019 💁🏽‍♀️
Top/Skirt/Shoes: @asos 
Head wrap: @amazon 
Shades: @hm 
Confidence: God 🦋
#talkingallthatjaz #blogger #fashion #blackgirlswhoblog #ootd #ootdfashion ##blackmomsblog #melaninbloggers #browngirlbloggers #blackgirlmagic
  • This took me completely out of my comfort zone (low key had bubble guts filming), but I told myself that I was coming for everything I wanted in 2019, and the #mtyretreatcontest is on my list! 
I can remember several years ago when @myleik followed my personal page after I tagged #curlbox in a photo. I almost lost my mind! I’ve followed her journey and have always admired her hustle! 
For this contest, you needed to upload three 59 second videos of the following:

1. Tell me a bit about yourself 
2. What do you think everyone should do at least once in their lives? Why?

3. What are some things you’ve had to unlearn?

My word of 2019 is LEAP and I’m leaping right into the #mtyretreatcontest 
#thisismyofficialsubmission
  • Do you know what today is...in my Tony! Toni! Toné! voice...It’s Tasty Thursday on the blog! I know all you parents need something to cook tonight so I’m helping you out! This dish can also be made Vegetarian/Vegan for my non-meat eaters! Shout out to @kikkomanusa stir fry sauce! Perfect vehicle to make this dish perfect! Click the link in bio for the recipe! 🦋
🦋
#talkingallthatjaz #momlife #momblogger #vlogger #youtube #blackyoutuber #parenting #blackmomsblog #blackgirlswhoblog #melaninbloggers #browngirlbloggers #foodie #cook #kikkoman
  • New Vlog Is Posted! My handsome son turned 17 and we celebrated with shopping, family, food and fun! Click the link in bio to Watch, Like, Comment & Subscribe!
🦋
🦋
#talkingallthatjaz #momlife #momblogger #vlogger #youtube #blackyoutuber #parenting #blackmomsblog #blackgirlswhoblog #melaninbloggers #browngirlbloggers
  • New Blog Post! Speak Your Mind! Speaking your mind isn’t always easy. Sometimes we don’t because of fear. Read my thoughts by clicking the link in bio 🔗
🦋
🦋
#talkingalltgatjaz #blogger #vlogger #momblogger #momlife #blackgirlswhoblog #browngirlbloggers #melaninbloggers #bayareablogger
  • This Week On The Blog Vlog! I posted 3 new videos and a blog last week! Are you caught up? Click the link in bio because there’s more coming soon! 🦋
🦋
#talkingallthatjaz #momblogger #momlife #foodie #blackyoutuber #youtuber #blackmomsblog #melaninbloggers #blackgirlswhoblog #browngirlbloggers #vlogger #lgbt

Follow Me!

Copyright © IPkabuto 2017 • All rights reserved.
%d bloggers like this: