Advertisements

So I’m at work minding my business. I walk into the bathroom and I take the only open stall. At first sniff, everything seems fine. I pull down my pants and I squat. Mid squat I hear what sounds like someone pouring an unwanted bowl of cereal in the toilet of the stall next to me. I froze for a minute because I wasn’t quite sure of what I heard, until…

Have you ever saw a cartoon where there’s something stinky and those green fumes find their way to the victim’s nose? It happened just like that! It hit me like a freight train and I wasn’t ready! My mouth was open! Now this wasn’t your normal earthy waste smelling shit, this was sick shit. Y’all know exactly what I’m talking about. Sick shit takes on a unique smell of its own, very reminiscent of raw sewage. I felt like I swallowed it 🤢.

I just kept blowing and blowing and I felt bad because at one point I gagged. It didn’t help that prior to going to the bathroom I had guzzled over 20 ounces of Powerade and 16 ounces of water. I peed and peed and peed some more. I know for a fact I didn’t wipe good! I figured, I can just shower when I get home.

Here is where things got awkward. We exited our stalls at the same time. There was an awkward silence until I spoke and asked how she was doing. Well by the smell I already knew! She was definitely sick! I wanted to tell her that she almost killed me but she talked about the weather. Funny, I couldn’t look her in the eyes. I felt like I might have turned to stone 😂. I hurried out and went back to my desk. I guess 💩 happens, but I sure wish it would happen at home!

Until next time…❤️

Advertisements

1 Comment

Leave a Reply

Instagram

  • This was so delicious! Tasty Thursday is on the blog right now! Click the #talkingallthatjaz link in bio! This is a simple and delicious recipe that the entire house loves! What’s one of your go-to weeknight recipes?
💫
#talkingallthatjaz #foodie #tastythursday #blogger #blackgirlswhoblog #melaninbloggers #browngirlbloggers #blackmomsblog #parenting #momlife #recipes #easyrecipes
  • New Blog Is Up! As we age, things begin to change, and some of those changes are disrespectful! Skin Glowin’ Beard Growin’. Click the #talkingallthatjaz blog link bio
💫
#talkingallthatjaz #blogger #blackmomsblog #blackbloggers #blackbloggersunited #blackgirlswhoblog #browngirlbloggers #melaninbloggers #wordpress #writersofinstagram #motivation #bayareablogger #blackyoutuber
  • This Week On The Blog Vlog! Are you all caught up and subscribed? If not, what is you doin baby? 😆Links in bio 🔗
💫
talkingallthatjaz #blogger #blackmomsblog #blackbloggers #blackbloggersunited #blackgirlswhoblog #browngirlbloggers #melaninbloggers #wordpress #writersofinstagram #motivation #bayareablogger #blackyoutuber
  • New Blog Is Up! Should I continue blogging? The question I’ve been asking myself lately. I am in a season of what next. I’m sharing my thoughts and what’s next for Talking All That Jaz On The Blog. Link in bio 🔗
💫
talkingallthatjaz #blogger #blackmomsblog #blackbloggers #blackbloggersunited #blackgirlswhoblog #browngirlbloggers #melaninbloggers #wordpress #writersofinstagram #motivation #bayareablogger #blackyoutuber
  • Instagram Image
  • This Week On The Blog/Vlog! Guess who’s under the weather? Yep, me. Blogging schedule will look a little different this week, but there will be a blog!
💫
talkingallthatjaz #blogger #blackmomsblog #blackbloggers #blackbloggersunited #blackgirlswhoblog #browngirlbloggers #melaninbloggers #wordpress #writersofinstagram #motivation #bayareablogger #blackyoutuber

Follow Me!

Copyright © IPkabuto 2017 • All rights reserved.
%d bloggers like this: