Today in bathroom chronicles…went to use the bathroom today (#1 Incase you were wondering). Sensored toilet so it flushed once but some tissue came back up. So I had to bend down to manually flush. Y’all not gonna believe what happened next. Water from the toilet jumped on my lip!
Anyone who knows me knows I’m a germaphobe. I cussed in that stall like I had been violated. I didn’t know what to do! It was like everything moved in slow motion. Picture it, toilet flushes violently, water hits my lip like a punch from Money Mayweather and almost takes me out. I spit, cussed, and spit again. I was so upset. I washed my lip with hand soap water and more soap. I got to my desk and rubbed sanitizer on it! I rubbed my lip raw.
All I kept thinking was, someone’s shit was in this toilet today and now it’s on my lip. If I get a bump, I’m gonna be pissed. Now who wants a kiss?
Until next time…❤️